Regardless, Sweden has treated us really well so far, so we'll give it a tribute post. Here are some reasons why Sweden is AWESOME:
|Do his friends get to call him Gus-Gus?|
Sweden ranks as the #1 democracy in the world. I'm not sure what the exact qualifications are, but North Korea is on the rock bottom of the list. So Sweden's government is the opposite of North Korea's. Well done, Sweden; I approve.
(Here's the whole list for all you Poly-Sci geeks out there.)
Not only does everyone have a fair say here, they also have a king! And his name is Gustaf!!
Ohhh, the excitement this gives my little Disney-brainwashed mind.
You know what I would do if I were king? (...or whatever gender-appropriate equivalent, you technical sticklers out there?!) I would design THE COOLEST MONEY IN THE WORLD!!!
Oh, wait, the Swedes beat me to it.
I know it looks like I'm flashing some serious cash here, but alas... it's only a $15.07 dollar bill.
It's my favorite. It has rainbows, BEES, and Carl Linneaus.
This is insanity.
We're discovering all these species right & left, and we need some sort of system to classify and name them all.
Can I get some binomial nomenclature up in HEEAHH?!!"
-Carl Linneaus, 1735.)
(Translated roughly from Swedish.)
Click HERE to drool upon the artwork in all its HD glory. (And then make sure to click again so it extra zoomy-zooms.) (I'm making the "Homer Simpson sees a doughnut" noise.)
Besides binomial nomenclature, and a near-perfect democracy compatible with monarchy, Swedes also invented the Nobel Prize. And even more importantly, they invented the word "SMÖRGÅSBORD." Now that's my kinda country.
Anyway, you know what else King April would do? She would give bikes and pedestrians their own street system! And make it really awesome, with tunnels and skylights and everything, an-- oh.
Way to steal my thunder, Gustaf. Your heiny-highness.