Friday, May 27

Phone personality test

Do you ever wonder how people would judge you if they went through your phone photos? For instance, what kind of person do you think would snap pictures of:

Creepy figurines?
My favorite part is that they capitalized "Special."
Friendly pink balloons?

A very mysterious mystery girl, who appears to be so hungry that she wants to lick her dino tattoo and then eat the phone?

A dirty Easter card?!

Wait... is that a pile of...... CPR PRACTICE BABIES?
 
And then this handsome fella who appears quite concerned about the whole situation?


Yeah, I have no idea who would want to document all those 'special moments' either. Noooo idea.
(Care to share yours?)

29 comments:

Kristie said...

Niiice. Love the dino tat. And the babies. Brings back memories.

My phone's not all fancy like yours, but it does have a basic camera. There are three types of photos in my phone:

1. Book covers & event posters I want to look up later (I take such pictures when I don't have pen and paper to write stuff down).

2. Pictures of me in cool places doing cool stuff, like biking or hiking or giving the thumbs-up outside the American Girl store in Chicago (these are the photos I send to my mother to make her jealous of me and my youthful freedom).

3. Cats.

April said...

K, I desperately need to look through your phone photos. Or you just need to make fbook albums for #2... and #3 :>

The Woven Moments said...

The bunny candle is definitely the most disturbing. Who wants to see an adorable woodland creature (with freakishly long eye lashes) burn?

/shudder/

;)

Karin said...

Special statue is... special XD I must say the CPR babies kinda scare me.

Most of my phone photos are of the dog laying on his back (and showing of his private parts) :P

Kristie said...

I don't know how to (or if I even can) download photos from my phone. You'll have to look at my phone yourself when I next see you... which is really soon!!

pilgrimjamie said...

Haha, I love the randomness of this post! So funny!

Sam said...

My phone is primarily the life and works of Ryden D.L. Slate. I'm a raving fan of the boy!

The rest are pictures of Sam making his "Mrs. Haak face" (a teacher we had in high school who HATED everything).I'll have to tell you about her sometime--she took the Napoleon complex and soap opera melodrama to a whole new level. Like, if something bad could happen to a human being, it happened to her twice (at least in the stories that she told). Her son got decapitated, her mother hated her, children used to shove her into lockers and leave her there for days, she's broken every bone in her body, etc., etc, etc.
It's hard to know if any of it is true or not. (So she is basically an older/more bitter/more Sam-hating version of me!)

I have a few pictures of my art projects (Easter eggs, home decor, etc.)

Finally, I have a vast collection of nature pictures, which seems kind of odd since I was never "outdoorsy," but I only ever think to take a picture when I see a neat mountain or waterfall or something. I never think to take pictures of Samantha-oriented things. However, Kristie's idea about the books/event poster is BRILLIANT. Although, I always have supplies for writing things down. Got bored at a concert the other day and whipped out the crayons. Everyone sitting at my table was dumb-founded by this, and Sam and Ray were just horrified.

Wow, I'm super chatty as per usual. Sorry. I drank 2 coffees today and am working on a third (this is after trying to quit)

Miss you!
XO

Sam said...

P.S.

The babies picture freaks the hell out of me, but it would make a bad ass painting. It would be metal and *$%K!

Caitlin said...

I feel like the majority of pictures on my phone are of my dog peering creepily around corners. One was taken while I was peeing with the door wide open and she curled her head around the door frame. Ha! Loved yours :)

Anonymous said...

I have a picture of the unicorn code. I also have a picture of Jesus & Moses action figures. And the gum wall in Seattle. And a picture of me with a giant penguin. And also a picture of a picture of Godzilla that I drew in raspberry jam.

April said...

UHHHH can I just say how awesome we are?! Dogs and cats and giant penguins?

Sam, I love love LOVE that you even had crayons with you at a concert in the first place, and then that you actually took them out...? we need to reenact this sometime at a metal concert. <3 you. <3 love your epical comments.

Anonymous said...

This is super funny! I have a million pictures on my phone...but you've made me really want to do a similar post!

Unknown said...

Mine are quite normal, last one was the typhoon aftermath. Yayy lol. I love the creepy ballon!

April said...

mallorie, I was hoping some people would-- definitely do one! : )

The Anything Place said...

My phone doesn't allow me to have images or I would definitely have some cool ones though!

KG said...

In my phone are pictures of ducks, cupcakes, scars, drinks, sunsets and flowers. Oh, and a sign that says "place butts here".

I have other random stuff too!

Following! Love the blog.

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