Because, really, the crock pot definitely needed to express its inner demented koala.
And Sally the Soap is now free to be her bubbly self.
Hank the milk jug... is Hank the milk jug.
"Who is this man, and why is he so willing to stick his finger there when his wife asks? Is it because all my stickers are on the camera side?"
|(Hilarious that Jason already has one bandaged finger...)|
Guests will be happy to find that the toilet is eager to accept your offerings.
Jason walked into the bathroom as I was affixing the toilet's face, and chuckled to himself while he picked up his electric razor. "Too bad you can't put stickers on this, since the bottom gets wet."
"Turn it over, Jay...