tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166607611201683008.post1731501330789683670..comments2023-05-21T04:23:47.514-07:00Comments on Two Matthews(ers): Bring it on, 2011.Aprilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16932495960253800127noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166607611201683008.post-78734018420622141582011-01-09T11:22:41.374-08:002011-01-09T11:22:41.374-08:00p.s.
Kristie's comment about the high five wa...p.s.<br /><br />Kristie's comment about the high five was brilliant.Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14595514879856401512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166607611201683008.post-76579356246333322922011-01-09T11:19:31.767-08:002011-01-09T11:19:31.767-08:00I'm so excited to see your rendition of bitchi...I'm so excited to see your rendition of bitchiness. I don't mean that in a condescending way at all. I just can't fathom it. You are so pure of heart and kind. I feel like if you were a bitch to someone it is because that person is the scum of the earth, and they certainly have it commin'. <br /><br />I agree that sometimes the morally just thing to do is to tell someone what everyone is thinking about them. That way, you give them the opportunity to be a better person. (At least that's how I justify being a horrible, mean person on a regular basis). Maybe you should be a bitch to me.<br /><br />My dreams are intense! I wish I got to fly around and eat Captain Crunch or be some sort of half-lion warrior princess, but no. I'm usually six years old and screaming at someone who wronged me. Craziness. <br /><br />I love how you described the fridge cultures as "wild life." It makes me think of tiny cowboys mounting and riding fuzzy, little micro organism beasts. The beasts would have mismatched fangs, eyes too close together and big goofy smiles. The cowboys would have tiny hats, tiny boots tiny saddles and tiny lassos, which they would use to wrangle the little vermin. They would be going all Wild West all over the vacuum-sealed humus containers. I can think of few things more beautiful!Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14595514879856401512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166607611201683008.post-14283600316229086532011-01-08T21:56:37.387-08:002011-01-08T21:56:37.387-08:00MY GRACIOUS I love your guys' comments. Every ...MY GRACIOUS I love your guys' comments. Every freakin' time. <br /><br />Kristie-- Composting is absolutely fantastic advice. Definitely getting on that. Thanks!<br /><br />Doing more fun stuff and simplifying, huh? You're already my role model for those two things, but I'm sure you've got plenty more up your sleeve!<br /><br />Sam-- Your dreams sound intense, woman. I did say that I wanted to be more "straightforward" (because I want others to be that way to me, yadda yadda), which will probably result in bitchiness every now and then. <br /><br />I wish I'd thought of taking pictures of fridge wildlife before I posted this...!Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16932495960253800127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166607611201683008.post-21214114281570848362011-01-07T22:47:41.994-08:002011-01-07T22:47:41.994-08:00I love how opposite we are. My New Year's reso...I love how opposite we are. My New Year's resolution last year was to be more of a b*tch. By analyzing my dreams, I realized that nine times out of ten, I regretted not telling someone to go (you know what).In most of my dreams, I was saying/shouting all of the things that I wanted to express in real life but felt that I couldn't due to the strongly enforced "respect your elder's" law that is practically inscribed in stone in rural America or because I lacked the huevos to tell people how I really feel. I noticed that I regretted what I didn't say a lot more than what I did say. Per the usual, I kicked in and made up for my lack of backbone at the last minute by telling a distant cousin to mind her own beeswax when she tried to tell me that I needed to be a better daughter to my mother. I devised a truly epic comeback that was surprisingly curse free. Let me tell you, it felt GREAT!<br /><br />On a totally unrelated note, I thought that the photographs were a zoom in of the compost cultures brewing in your fridge.Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14595514879856401512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166607611201683008.post-40340712204327609542011-01-05T21:48:02.294-08:002011-01-05T21:48:02.294-08:00A useful addendum to the golden rule is "trea...A useful addendum to the golden rule is "treat others how <i>they</i> want to be treated."<br /><br />On the other hand (literally?), for every high-five that you give, you automatically get one back!<br /><br />Recommendations to help you keep your resolutions: 1) start a compost for food scraps. Properly kept worm bins (vermiculture) are so clean and unsmelly that you can do it under your kitchen sink. 2) Keep being awesome. 3) See #2.<br /><br />My New Year's Resolution every year is to quit smoking (pretty easy if you've never started, right?). I don't usually make resolutions for the new year, but I suppose I made some in late 2010 regarding doing more fun stuff and simplifying. Does that count?Kristiehttp://(optional)noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166607611201683008.post-59046350549180501912011-01-04T12:51:55.354-08:002011-01-04T12:51:55.354-08:00ooh nice one lil'lady!! pretty soon you & ...ooh nice one lil'lady!! pretty soon you & I are going to have little sticky notes all over our bathroom mirrors ; )Aprilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16932495960253800127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6166607611201683008.post-9452839608821435992011-01-04T12:29:23.695-08:002011-01-04T12:29:23.695-08:00http://www.hamandheroin.com/post/394116818/each-mo...http://www.hamandheroin.com/post/394116818/each-morning-when-i-open-my-eyes-i-say-to-myself<br /><br />yes please.<br /><br />:)K-Bearsnoreply@blogger.com